December 2011
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
toocooltobehipster:
One of my worst fears is if I ever meet any of you in real life because I’m actually uglier in real than I am in the pictures online because I make pics look nice because I look better at certain angles and with a planned picture.
abulletforyoursoul:
I salute the man who did this bahahha
Omfggg <33
I love Steve.
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "My heart's a stere-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "You make me feel the"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "I'm sexy and I kno-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
1 tag
how do you non-creepily tell someone that you think you’re soulmates
non-creepily
lol.
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok